As I watched UCN folks clear the sanctuary for the laying of the new carpet (thank you, thank you!), I thought about a few typos from church bulletins that I have found amusing–including one that mentioned carpeting. Not all of them are technically typographical (some are simply words or phrases that can have more than one meaning). But they all actually appeared in a church bulletin somewhere!
So here, to start the summer, is my last installment of “unintended church humor.” Enjoy.
We human beings are never so funny as when we’re trying to be serious! Enjoy your summer, everyone, with a little…
cease and invest,
P.S. For past versions of unintended church humor, see these Parson to Person columns: